Top Neocohen Prince of Darkness Denies Own Existence

Don't try to be a revisionist! Neocohns Jews never existed! It's all in the mind!

Listening to neoconservative mastermind Richard Perle at the Nixon Center yesterday, there was a sense of falling down the rabbit hole.

In real life, Perle was the ideological architect of the Iraq war and of the Bush doctrine of preemptive attack. But at yesterday's forum of foreign policy intellectuals, he created a fantastic world in which: 1. Perle is not a neoconservative. 2. Neoconservatives do not exist. 3. Even if neoconservatives did exist, they certainly couldn't be blamed for the disasters of the past eight years.

Architects of 911 Deny their Existence The High Priests of War The real Al-Qaeda Terrorists They're called "neoconservatives." But in reality, they are hardcore Communists and Trotskyites. A secret cabal of Jews whose billionaire backers have propelled them to power, they control the White House, the CIA, and the Pentagon.

"There is no such thing as a neoconservative foreign policy," Perle informed the gathering, hosted by National Interest magazine. "It is a left critique of what is believed by the commentator to be a right-wing policy." More